Steve Is A Guru is the world's most renowned expert on everything. With over 10 years of experience in being a guru, Steve has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing, eating Cheetos, and wearing plaid.
Steve's vast knowledge spans the gamut of useless facts, obscure trivia, and completely fabricated information. He can recite the entirety of the phonebook in alphabetical order, but only backwards.
Don't be fooled, though. Steve may look like a simpleton, but his intellect is rivaled only by the great minds of the ancient Greeks.
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