Welcome to the Department of Unconventional Affairs, where we do the things that other departments don't do. We're a little bit like the CIA, but without the minimalist furniture.
We're the ones who deal with the weird, the wacky, and the utterly bizarre. If you need help with anything from alien encounters to zombie outbreaks, we're your people.
Our agents are highly trained in the art of extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme taxidermy. They're also expertly skilled in the fields of extreme napping, extreme eating, and extreme thinking.
But don't just take our word for it. Read about our latest cases: