/ Departmental Policy Statement

Warning: This policy statement is subject to change at any moment without warning, just like your aunt at the family reunion.

Section 1: The Departmental Promise

• We promise not to lose your data, but no promises about finding it.
• We vow to not use Comic Sans, but no one is perfect.

Section 2: The Departmental Expectations

• We expect you to wear pants to work, unless it's Casual Friday, in which case, wear a tutu.
• We expect you to not eat all the free donuts, but let's be real, you're going to eat all the free donuts.

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