The Department of Sock Governance was formed in response to the growing threat of missing socks. In the early 2000s, the nation was plagued by an epidemic of solo footwear, with over 90% of citizens losing at least one sock per week.
Our team employed a combination of AI-powered sock matching algorithms and an army of highly trained sock wrangling specialists to tackle the crisis. The results were nothing short of miraculous.
Thanks to our tireless efforts, sock loss rates decreased by 75% nationwide. Citizens were once again able to enjoy the simple pleasure of matching socks. The Department's motto, "Socks Unite!", became a rallying cry for the nation.
Learn about our elite team of sock sleuths, View our comprehensive sock loss statistics, and Read about the epic struggle of the Sock Puppet Government's founding.
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