The Department of Redundant Excuses: Where we specialize in crafting the perfect alibis for getting out of doing actual work.
Our team of experts will help you come up with the most creative, yet completely unconvincing excuses for your boss, partner, or petulant child.
Case Study 2: We're proud to say that our department has a 100% success rate in getting people out of doing actual work. (Results not guaranteed, but we're pretty sure it's a coincidence).
Our services include: After Hours Excuse Generation, Around The World Excuse Generation, and Under The Bridge Excuse Generation.
Don't wait any longer, contact us today to get started on your custom excuse package!