Case Study 4: Prophets of Unrelenting Doom

Bad Omens and their Role in our Doomsday
Preparation for the Inevitable Inundation of Flame

The Prophets' Prophecies

Our team of expert prophets has been studying the ancient art of predicting the most catastrophic events in the land. Our team's prophecies are based on the most rigorous and absurd methodologies, including but not limited to: reading tea leaves, interpreting chicken entrails, and staring into the abyss.

A picture of a person wearing a wizard hat and holding a crystal ball

Notable Predictions

  1. The impending doom of the sunburns on the summer solstice
  2. The certainty of the apocalypse by toaster
  3. The inevitability of the zombie outbreak in the break room