Our Mission
We are a department dedicated to helping dysfunctional people become slightly less dysfunctional.
Our team of highly skilled experts will guide you through our patented 12-Step Program of Dysfunction.
From Procrastination to Overspending, we've got you covered.
Meet Our ExpertsOur Services
We offer a wide range of services to help you become more functional, including:
- Procrastination Coaching
- Overspending Therapy
- Time Management Training
- Relationship Management
- Financial Planning (for when you've blown it all)