The Department of Inventions

Home of the most useless and absurd inventions in the world.

We're a team of highly trained and utterly useless experts in the field of making things that don't need making.

We're proud of our work, even if no one will ever need or use it.

Some of our notable achievements include: The Underwater Toaster 3000, The Robotic Pet Rock 2000, and The Automatic Blanket Generator.