Our Experts: Unimpressed

Statistics

Meet the unimpeachable experts of the Department of Expertly Unimpressive Statistics

Our Team Members

Our team members are experts in the art of doing nothing particularly well.

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Expertly Unimpressive Statistics

Here are some statistics about our team that we're not particularly proud of:

• Only 1 in 10 team members have been to a professional conference in the past 5 years.
• Our team lead has not been promoted in over 10 years.
• We have a 50% chance of not meeting our quarterly goals.