Welcome to the Department of Socks, where the most pressing issues of the day are dealt with. We're not just a department, we're a movement.
Our mission is to ensure that your socks are always on your feet and never, ever, in the wash.
Our team of highly trained Sock Agents are on the job, scouring the land for any sign of missing socks, lost socks, or socks that just plain don't fit.
We're like a Sock Whisperer, but without the whispering.
Visit our Sock Squad page to see what we're up to.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Missing Socks Mission page for some real edge-of-your-seat, heart-stopping action.