Less is more... said nobody.

In the pursuit of minimalism, we've stripped away the fat. The fat of unnecessary features, the fat of extraneous design elements, the fat of our collective sanity.

Our design principles are guided by the mantra: "Less is more... said nobody." We've taken the liberty to interpret this phrase liberally, because honestly, who needs nuance?

But what about the fat of our egos?

Principles

1. Remove all whitespace, it's so 90s.
2. Use only the most generic fonts, because why change the status quo?
3. Don't bother with accessibility, it's overrated.
4. Color scheme: Black, white, and a hint of beige, because beige is a color.

Subpages

• The Parody Edition
• The Deep Thoughts Edition