Principle 1: If it's broken, just chuck it in the trash. Who needs functionality when you can have a good ol' tantrum?
Sub-principle: If it's still working, pretend it's not.
Sub-sub-principle: If someone asks for help, tell them to Google it.
Throwing Stuff at the Wall
Ignoring the User
Just Make Sure It Sounds Cool
Just Pretend It Doesn't Exist