FAQs for the Unknowable

Q: What is The Unknowable? A: It's a mystery that's so complex, so intricate, so utterly bewildering that it defies explanation. But hey, that's what makes it so lovable!

Q: Can I understand it? A: Ha! You think you're smart, don't you? Well, let us disabuse you of that notion. The Unknowable is beyond the realm of human comprehension. But don't worry, we're working on it.

Q: Is The Unknowable related to the Mysterious? A: No, no, no. The Mysterious is like the bland, boring cousin of The Unknowable. We're talking quantum entanglements here, folks.

Q: Can I join The Unknowable? A: Of course, you can! We're always looking for suckers... er, enthusiasts. Just follow this link to apply.

Q: What's with the bright colors? A: Oh, you've noticed our color scheme? That's just our way of saying "we're a fun, playful bunch." Don't @ us.

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't understand it? A: Haha, nope. You're not going to find a "Refund" link anywhere around here. You're either all in or all out, pal.

See our manifesto for more on the Unknowable.

That's all for now, folks! If you have more questions, just ask. Maybe we'll answer, maybe we won't. But hey, at least it's fun to try.