At Entanglement Energy Drink Co., we're not actually responsible for anything that might happen after consuming our products. Like, we're not really responsible for the fact that you might spontaneously combust or start a fight with your in-laws. That's just you. On a side note, if you do start a fight with your in-laws, please don't blame us.

Also, our energy drinks might contain high levels of sugar, which is bad for you. But hey, who needs a functioning heart, right? We're not saying you'll have a heart attack or anything, but... you know, just saying.

By consuming our products, you're entering a world where you'll be constantly on the brink of a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. Don't say we didn't warn you. Visit our Conquering Existential Depression page for tips.