Brock's Blooms

Welcome to Brock's Blooms, prophets of doom!

We're a team of highly trained, expert florapocalypticists. Our mission is simple: to bloom where we shouldn't be, to sprout where we shouldn't grow, and to generally cause chaos and destruction in the horticultural world.

We're proud to offer:

• Our famous "Bloom-a-Palooza" - a 1000-acre bloom of genetically modified, hyper-aggressive daisies.
• Our patented "Pest-o-matic" system - a fleet of genetically engineered, hyper-aggressive aphids to destroy your crops and ruin your day.
• Our "Brock's Bane" - a line of highly toxic, utterly unregulated pesticides that will kill everything in your garden, but not really.