We've been here for a while now, and by "a while" we mean since the end of time itself.
This is the eternal realm of eternal doom, where the skies are red and the skies are redder.
We've got an eternity of fun and games to play, but let's be real, it's all just an exercise in futility.
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And, of course, who needs a map when you're lost forever? Our lost forever map will help you find your way, but let's face it, it's all just a bunch of meaningless lines on a page.
Doom is eternal, but so are we.
Stay doomed, stay forever.