Etiquette for the Incredibly Inept
When interacting with others, please remember:
- Don't burp the alphabet.
- Avoid using the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" in polite conversation.
- Don't try to "accidentally" spill coffee on someone's shirt to get out of a conversation.
Etiquette for the Extremely Inept:
When interacting with others in a professional setting, please:
- Address a meeting invitation with "I'm not sure if I'm coming, maybe."
- Use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" at least three times during the first meeting.
- Apologize for every minor mistake, even if it was clearly not your fault.