Etiquette for the Utterly Confused

Dear Confused Individual,

When in doubt, just pretend it works. Repeat this mantra: "Pretend it works, pretend it works, PRETEND IT WORKS."

Here's a quick guide:

1. When in conversation, pretend the other person is right.
2. When faced with a deadline, pretend it's not looming over you.
3. When faced with a problem, pretend you're an expert.
4. When asked to ask for help, pretend you don't need it.
5. When faced with criticism, pretend you're not offended.

Remember, it's all about the confidence. Fake it till you make it.

Pretend it works, indeed.