You see them everywhere: people standing in the most inconvenient of places, blocking the path of progress. The pedestrian who insists on standing in the middle of the street, the tourist who won't move to the sidewalk, the hipster who's too busy checking his phone to notice you're trying to walk around him. What not to stand? Let's start with the basics.
What Not to Tread What to Drink While Standing What to Wear While StandingNote: This is the first chapter, but not the first rule. That would be chapter 0. Don't ask.
No, really, chapter 0: Don't even start here. You're already late. Just go to chapter 1.