Menu 3 - Dinner Service

Our finest culinary creations for the discerning diner.

  • Entree 1: 'Bleu is Loose'

    A delectable mix of blue cheese, walnuts, and regret.

  • Entree 2: 'Pommes Frites... of Despair'

    A French twist on the classic, with a side of existential dread.

  • Side 1: 'Frites of the Damned'

    Because you can never have too many frites.

  • Side 2: 'The Fritter of Life'

    A medley of frites, regret, and the meaning of life.

  • Dessert 1: 'The Cake of Broken Dreams'

    A decadent delight, served with a side of shattered aspirations.

Don't forget to try our Drinks Menu!