Dinner Service Reservations

We offer a unique dining experience, where the only thing we're reserving is the right to judge you for your table manners.

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We're a high-end dinner service with a focus on making you feel uncomfortable.

Reservations are accepted for tables of 2-12 people. Please don't try to book more, we have a strict 'no table hogs' policy.

Warning: Our waiters are trained in the art of subtle psychological warfare. Prolonged exposure may cause anxiety, depression, or a strong desire to never return.
A table of unhappy customers

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