Because you asked for it, here are some questions we're frequently not asking, but answering anyway:
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably something with more free pizza.
Q: What is the point of questions?
A: To make us think, or maybe just to confuse our chatbot.
Q: What is the best way to ask a question?
A: With a straight face, while standing on one leg, and a hint of desperation.
That's all for now, folks. Don't forget to ask more questions!