Can I Use It?

Q: Can I use it?

A: Yes, you can use it, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: But what about the cats?

A: They're fine, they're just here for the free cheese.

Q: Can I use it in a vacuum?

A: Only if you enjoy being disappointed.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Read more about safety, but let's be real, it's not like we haven't warned you enough already.

Q: Can I use it to launch a nuclear attack on my neighbor?

A: Don't do that, you're going to hurt someone.