What is the meaning of life?
42. It's not 42, it's actually 43, but don't tell the universe.
Why is the coffee so bad here?
The coffee is bad because the coffee machine has been replaced with a sentient, bitter entity that refuses to be satisfied.
Can I have a raise?
No, you can't. You're not even sure what department you're in, so don't even think about it.
Why is the bathroom always out of toilet paper?
Because the maintenance staff is on strike. They're demanding better working conditions, more toilet paper, and an end to the existential dread of cleaning up after us.
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