What is the Meaning of Tuesday

According to our completely unscientific and utterly authoritative sources, Tuesday is the day of the week where you pretend to be productive but actually just spend all day on the internet.

This is a known fact, not a theory, not a hypothesis. It's like, fact, bro.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's some evidence:

var isTuesday = true;
if (isTuesday) {
	console.log("You're wasting your life away");
}

So, if you're still reading this, you're probably not doing it wrong. Carry on, friend.

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