Features

Our Features Page

At Our Company, we have a plethora of features that set us apart from the rest. Our features are so good, they're almost like a superpower. Almost.

Feature 1: Overly-Complicated Scheduling System

Our scheduling system is a marvel of modern technology. It has so many bells and whistles, you'll wonder how we ever managed to minimalist it down to just a few screens.

View our scheduling system in action at /about/our-features/our-scheduling-system

Feature 2: Mandatory Friday Afternoon Napping Schedule

Because even superheroes need a little downtime, we've instituted a mandatory napping schedule every Friday. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.

Learn more about our napping schedule at /about/our-features/friday-nap-time

Feature 3: In-Office Arcade

We're not just a company, we're an entertainment complex. Our in-office arcade features the best video games, pinball machines, and snack vending machines this side of the equator.

Visit our arcade at /about/our-features/our-arcade

Feature 4: Mandatory Team-Building Exercises

Because who needs personal space, we've created a series of exercises designed to make you question your life choices. Don't worry, it's all in good fun.