Collateral Damage Assessment

Welcome to the Collateral Damage Assessment department, where we calculate the maximum amount of chaos and destruction you can cause while still being able to eat a slice of pizza.

Our Team

Meet our team of expert chaos calculators:

• Damage Assessment Methods - Our lead expert in the field of destruction.
• Chaos Theory Applications - Our resident master of mayhem and pandemonium.
• Assessment Tools and Methods - Our go-to guy for all things destructive gadgetry.

Our services include:

• Calculating the perfect storm of destruction.
• Assessing the structural integrity of your average suburban home.
• Developing the most efficient methods for maximum mayhem.

Don't wait any longer, contact us today to schedule your collateral damage assessment!

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