Unorthodox Maintenance Plans for the Discerning Outcast

Warning: the following plans are not suitable for the faint of heart or faint of wallet. Proceed with caution.

Plan 1: The Frenzied Fiddlehead Frenzy

Replace all critical systems with an equal mix of duct tape, twine, and prayer.

Side effects: occasional system crashes, spontaneous combustion of nearby flammable materials.

Cost: free, but your users will hate you.

Plan 2: The Randomized Renovation RuckusLearn about our latest, highly untested and utterly unproven approach to reducing system complexity. Discover how we sacrifice system stability for the sake of 'innovation'.