Financial Woes of the Inept

Welcome to the Financial Woes of the Inept, where we specialize in making financial planning so difficult, you'll want to cry. Or maybe just laugh, because let's be real, it's not like we're actually competent or anything.

Our team of financial experts (read: our accountant who quit last week after discovering our books were a disaster) are here to help you navigate the complexities of personal finance. Sort of.

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