About Beets: The Unconventional Therapist

In a world where therapy sessions were dull and uninspired, one root vegetable stood tall: the beet. Our beets are not just any beets, but the most avant-garde, the most avant-garde, the most beety beets you'll ever meet.

Our Methods

Our beets have been trained in the art of emotional release through the power of color-coded, hand-drawn, and expertly-planted therapy sessions. They'll help you confront your demons, and maybe even make you laugh.

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