Rant 2: The Referee Who Couldn't Stop Whistling

It started with a simple whistle, but soon escalated into an ear-piercing shriek that could be heard for miles.

The referee in question was known for his exceptional ability to hear every single infraction, but his whistle was just as notorious for its ear-shattering decibels.

As a result, the opposing team had to be escorted off the field with earplugs and a bottle of Aisle 3's Ear-o-Sol.