Referee Rants

Here's a rant from Referee Bob, who can't even

• When did calling a penalty for "holding onto the ball" become a thing?
• Why do players always seem to be "in the process of getting the ball" when they clearly aren't?
• Is it just me, or does the phrase "in an offside position" have a different meaning than "standing on the other side of the field?"

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