Football Frenemy Frenzy

Where the Beautiful Game meets the Beautiful Disaster.

Shop for your team's merchandise, or so we say.

Our overpriced jerseys are sure to make your wallet cry, but your friends laugh.

Or, if you're feeling thrifty, check out our "value" selection. It's like we're giving you money or something.

But don't forget to pair your new gear with a game-day snack pack! Because, let's face it, the real game-day tradition is the food coma.

Disclaimer: We're not actually affiliated with any football team. We just really hate them. Sort of.

(Or, fine, we're just not actually serving up real merchandise. But wouldn't that be fun, though? Maybe next week.)

Read the stories behind the shirts!