Welcome to the lair of the Wolly Beast, the most majestic and feared creature in the land.

Our motto is "You will never leave."

We have a few rules:

• Do not try to pet us.
• Do not bring us snacks.
• Do not ask for a selfie.
• Do not even think about it.

We have a few amenities:

• A large cave for you to explore
• A selection of fine, dust-covered furniture
• A 50-foot drop into the abyss if you try to leave

Subpages:

You can find more information about our rules and amenities at:

• Rules and Regulations
• Our Fine Furniture
• Leaving the Beast (don't try it)