We're looking for the kind of funding that'll make you question your life choices. The kind that'll make you wonder if it's all worth it.
We're not picky, though. We'll take whatever we can get. Even that one relative who still lives in their mom's basement.
Unsolicited Grants are our thing. Don't @ us.We'll make you sacrifice your soul, but that's only if you want to. We're not made of money (or are we?).
But seriously, we'll take whatever you can give. Your firstborn child, a kidney, a decent used car? The possibilities are endless!
Anonymous Sponsorship might be the answer to your prayers.We'll give you our eternal gratitude. And a nice, framed certificate with your name on it. That's all.
If you're feeling generous, we'll even throw in a free hug. But only if you ask nicely.
Tax Deductions might be the way to go.We'll take it. We'll even use it to make toast for our esteemed founder, the Great and Powerful Zorvath.
Just don't send a toaster with a broken cord or a wonky dial. We're not made of patience.