We Are the Best, Probably

Goals, Objectives, and Things We're Pretty Sure We'll Get Around to Eventually

Our mission is to create the most confusing and slightly-irksome website known to humanity. We aim to achieve this by serving up an endless stream of poorly-organized, yet somehow endearing content.

Our goals include:

• Confuse our visitors for hours.
• Maintain an air of mystery, even when there's nothing to be mysterious about.
• Develop a font that's almost, but not quite, as readable as regular text.
• Host an endless stream of poorly-drawn, yet somehow endearing, ASCII art.

Learn about our Achievable Goals

Read about our Goals That Are Probably Not Achievable

Discover the Many Ways in Which You're Probably Wrong About Our Goals

Other Stuff We Should Probably Be Working On, But Aren't

Our Vision: A Future Where Everyone is Confused and Frustrated

We envision a world where our website is the go-to destination for all your "what is going on?" questions.

Our Slightly-Plausible Plans:

• Integrate more cat pictures into the design.
• Replace all text with Comic Sans.
• Develop a chatbot that pretends to be helpful, but really just repeats the same phrases over and over.
• Host a "guess the number" game where the number is actually just a random, unchanging value.

And That's It, Really