1985 Haircuts

The 1985 Haircut: a style so iconic, it's still giving us bad hair day flashbacks.

Imagine a world where the only thing more ubiquitous than neon is your neighbor's haircut. The 1985 was that haircut.

Characterized by its asymmetry, the 1985 was a style that was simultaneously a crime against fashion and a beacon of rebellion. Who needs symmetry when you can have a haircut that says, "I stuck my finger in a socket, but I meant it."

But don't just take our word for it. Here are some notable 1985 haircuts:

Back to 1985 Haircuts Note: The provided path "/about/hair/1985/1985-haircuts/1985-hair-jazz-fade" was interpreted to be the main page for 1985 haircuts, with links to three notable sub-styles: the Jazz Fusion, Spiky Spandex, and Business in the Front. The content is a satirical and humorous take on the 1985 haircut, with a wink to the absurdity of the style.