The year is 1985. The mullet, once a symbol of freedom and rebellion, has become a staple in the mainstream. But beneath the surface, tensions between the mullet and non-mullet factions are rising.
On one side, the "Top-Heavy" faction, led by the infamous "Burt the Balding" Reynolds, seek to solidify their grip on the nation's hairdo. On the other, the "Business-in-the-Front" faction, led by the enigmatic "Mullet McGee," vow to bring back the glory days of the 70s.
As the conflict escalates, the nation teeters on the brink of Hair-astrophe. Who will emerge victorious?
Read about the escalation of the Mullet Wars in 1986
Or learn more about the pivotal role of mullet-splinters in the conflict