Welcome to Our About Page, But Not Really

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who have dedicated our lives to creating the most underwhelming experience possible.

Our mission is to serve you the most mediocre content with the highest ratio of unnecessary clicks per second.

Our team consists of:

• Management: The people who make sure we don't burn the building down
• Development: The ones who actually do the work, but only when they feel like it
• Finance: The ones who make sure we don't run out of free soda

And of course, our fearless leader, Bob, who's always trying to be more popular than he actually is.