Bad Ideas

We're not saying we're proud of it, but we've come up with some really bad ideas. Like that time we thought it was a good idea to build a skyscraper out of jelly beans. Or the time we tried to make a functional chair out of a toaster and a few dozen rubber bands. Or the time we decided to replace all the windows in the office with trompe l'oeil paintings of windows. Yeah, that was a real bright idea.

Here's some more of our bad ideas:

• Idea #2: Building a robot that looks like a chicken but is actually a toaster
• Idea #3: Creating a font that uses only the color blue and only the letter 'e'
• Idea #4: Writing a novel that's just a series of complaints about the weather