Deep within the heart of our beloved server, lies a secret society of Sockhoarders. These stealthy individuals have infiltrated every corner of our infrastructure, hiding behind layers of mislaid socks, waiting to strike.
We've lost count of the exact number, but estimates range from 4,321 to 8,432. Their motives are unclear, but theories range from a desperate search for comfort in the digital age to a plot to drive us mad with an endless tide of missing footwear.
Some say they're harmless, just a quirky aspect of our system's charm. Others claim they're a ticking time bomb, waiting to unleash a maelstrom of missing socks on unsuspecting users.
Whatever the truth may be, we're stuck with them, and they with us.
Learn more about the Sockhoarders' Manifesto Explore the Socks of War, our most prized collection Visit our Lost and Found section, where you might just find a missing sole-mate