Welcome to our humble workshop, where the boundaries of reality are stretched and the gears are always greased. Our team of brilliant yet slightly unhinged inventors has been tinkering with the fabric of space and time, creating contraptions that will make your head spin.
We're not just talking about your average, run-of-the-mill gadgets and gizmos here. Oh no, we're talking about the kind of innovations that will make you question the very fabric of existence. Like the time-traveling toaster, which will toast bread in the exact moment it was first conceived. Or the robotic, steam-powered, levitating toaster that will levitate your toast while simultaneously playing the trombone.
But don't just take our word for it! Come visit us in person and see the wonders of the Steampunk Savant Invention Workshop for yourself. Our workshop is located in a dimly lit, abandoned clock tower on the outskirts of the city, where the only light comes from a single, flickering candle. But don't worry, our prices are as reasonable as they are outrageous.
View our catalogue, or read what our customers have to say about our creations.
A revolutionary new toaster that defies the space-time continuum, toasting bread in the exact moment it was first conceived. But don't just take our word for it, read the review from the esteemed Professor Thistlewaite.
A steam-powered, robotic arm that will make you wonder why you ever thought about getting a tattoo. With its intricate system of gears and pistons, the Steam-O-Matic will have you questioning the very nature of reality.
A stylish and functional time-traveling top hat that will have you arriving at parties before they start. But be warned, the Time-Traveling Top Hat comes with a hefty price tag and a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion.
And that's not all! We also offer:
So come visit us, and experience the thrill of the Steampunk Savant Invention Workshop for yourself. But be warned, once you've seen the light of the Steampunk Savant, you can never go back to the dark ages of boring, normal life again.