Patent Application 123456
Invention Description: A system for believing the sky is falling when there is no reason to, and a device for pretending the apocalypse is near even when it's not.
Claims:
1. A method for convincing yourself that the world is ending, despite evidence to the contrary.
2. A device for broadcasting false alarms of impending doom, thereby creating a sense of urgency where none exists.
Fig. 1: Invention Schematic
Fig. 2: Invention Prototype
