About Jane

The Unofficial Biography of Jane, Queen of the Neo-Bruins

By order of the Council of Neo-Bruinist Masters, it is our pleasure to present to you this comprehensive and completely factual account of the life and times of Jane, the one true Queen of the Neo-Bruins.

Early Life

Born in the depths of a dystopian wasteland, Jane grew up in a world of concrete and steel.

She was discovered by the Council of Neo-Bruinist Masters at the tender age of 25, and from that day forward, she was groomed as the future Queen.

The Reign of Queen Jane

With her trusty sidekick, the loyal steed, 'Skeletor the Magnificent', Queen Jane ruled the Neo-Bruins with an iron fist and a keen eye for all things fashionable.

Personal Favorites

The Queen's favorite color is, of course, 'Neo-Bruintastic Pink', and her favorite drink is the 'Bleeding-Edge Bourbon'