Developer

Job Description

Job Title: Developer

Reports to: Manager of the Obvious

Job Type: Full-time, 40 hours/week

Job Summary: We are seeking a developer who is not actually good at development, but will pretend to be for the sake of appearances.

Responsibilities:

• Code something
• Code some more
• Code until you're tired of coding

Requirements:

• A degree in Computer Science (or not)
• Experience with programming languages (or not)
• The ability to pretend to be a functioning member of society

Work Environment:

• Open-concept office with a foosball table
• Free snacks and coffee (not actually free, but you'll feel free)
• The constant feeling of existential dread

What We Offer:

• A competitive salary that will barely cover your rent
• Opportunities for growth and professional development (just kidding)
• A team of coworkers who are also pretending to be functioning members of society

How to Apply:

Send your resume, your LinkedIn profile, and your 3-paragraph essay on why you're not a terrible developer to [Contact Us].