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Magical Mud Recruitment
Welcome, Seekers of Magical Employment
Job Title: Wizard of Wonders (Level 1)
We're looking for a wizard with a penchant for mud.
Responsibilities include:
- Making mud look appealing to the general public
- Conjuring mud-based solutions to complex problems
- Defending against evil sorcerers and their muddy minions
If you have experience with:
- Magic spells (bonus points if you can make mud look like it's on fire)
- Mud-related puns (e.g., "mud-iculous," "mud-derful")
Send us a brief cover letter, a resume, and a sample spell that includes the phrase 'mud-ily enchanted'.
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