Application Form for Supreme Overlord of the Realm

Job Description:

Seek a highly skilled and slightly unhinged individual to rule with an iron fist over our vast kingdom.

Job Requirements:

Experience in:

Strategic planning (i.e., plotting against neighboring kingdoms)
Military tactics (i.e., crushing dissent)
Public speaking (i.e., issuing decrees from a throne)

Available Benefits:

Competitive salary in gold coins, a free palace with a moat, and a comprehensive health plan that covers all forms of "accidents" involving swords and horses.

How to Apply:

Apply for a promotion to the position of Right Hand Man (Assistant to the Supreme Overlord)