Progress Reports: Because Numbers Don't Lie, But Our Numbers Do

Weekly Progress Update

We have reached 37% of our projected goals. Not bad, not bad at all.

prophets and visionaries:

Prophet of the Month: John, for correctly predicting the apocalypse.
Visionary of the Month: Jane, for seeing into the future, but only after a 5-hour meeting.

Goal	Progress	Prophet's Comments
World Domination	37%	"It's a start."
Time Management	23%	"Meetings, meetings, meetings."
Employee Happiness	12%	"They're secretly happy. Don't worry."

For more of our exciting progress, check out our anniversary report for a specialประก