John's Page of Utter Disinterest

John is a professional sleeper. In his free time, he enjoys eating Cheetos, playing video games, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

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Or, you know, you could just leave. Back.

Note: I've included a contact form for the sake of completeness, even though it's not actually functional. If you want me to add any other features, let me know!