Welcome to the Involuntary Association of Overly-Competent Individuals (IACI)
Join our ranks of the world's most self-assured, über-efficient, and slightly unsettlingly competent individuals. Membership benefits include:
- Early access to the world's best excuses for being late
- Exclusive use of the patented "I'm Not Late, It's Just My Time-Space Continuum" technique
- Free membership in the Secret Handshake Society
Don't just be good enough, become an Overly-Competent Individual!
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